Laugh of the day

So I was on facebook today and my cousin decided to post a funny status. I wanted to share it all with you but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to 'share' it. So I will type is. B is my cousin and D is her dad (my uncle) It goes like this:


B is wondering, does anyone speak rice krispie? Cause I can't figure out what they are saying to me every morning -- I am pretty sure they are quite angry today.

D: I speak rice krispie. Their vocabulary is very simple and consists of only three words. Snap, crackle, pop, not necessarily in that order. If you pour beer in em they slurr their words which may sound like snatch, craple, poop, not necessarily in that order. If ya need any further enlightenment on rice krispie etiquette, let me know.

Their a great snap, crackle, pop when ya mix em with frosted flakes.

Try em with chocolate milk : Snappy, crackly, poppy... ya man!

Next time they get angry, put a lid on em and ya can drowned em as well as suffocate em then eat their limp lifeless soggy bodies.

B: I see you have a better relationship with breakfast food. I will have to talk to you on this subject more often. How close are you to captain crunch?

D: Well the food industry should automatically give a free box of it to any one who has ever crashed a car in moments of the occasion

B: I agree with that but I'm not sure they would.


Maybe this a moment that you had to be there to see unfolding (or to know the people) but man this sure cracked me up!!!! It is a classic. I wish I could be as witty as some people I know and come up with all the wall stuff like this!

I got this and wanted to share...

Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

now all I have to say is AMEN!