So I was on
facebook today and my cousin decided to post a funny status. I wanted to share it all with you but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to 'share' it. So I will type is. B is my
cousin and D is her dad (my uncle) It goes like this:
B is wondering, does anyone speak rice
krispie? Cause I can't figure out what they are saying to me every morning -- I am pretty sure they are quite angry today.
D: I speak rice
krispie. Their vocabulary is very simple and consists of only
three words. Snap, crackle, pop, not necessarily in that order. If you pour beer in em they
slurr their words which may sound like snatch,
craple, poop, not necessarily in that order. If ya need any further enlightenment on rice
krispie etiquette, let me know.
Their a great snap, crackle, pop when ya mix em with frosted flakes.
Try em with chocolate milk : Snappy, crackly, poppy... ya man!
Next time they get angry, put a lid on em and ya can
drowned em as well as
suffocate em then eat their limp lifeless soggy bodies.
B: I see you have a better relationship with breakfast food. I will have to talk to you on this subject more often. How close are you to captain crunch?
D: Well the food industry should automatically give a free box of it to any one who has ever crashed a car in
moments of the occasion
B: I agree with that but I'm not sure they would.
Maybe this a moment that you had to be there to see unfolding (or to know the people) but man this sure cracked me up!!!! It is a classic. I wish I could be as witty as some
people I know and come up with all the wall stuff like this!